From Goddess to Goon, 5 songs that will bring out your inner ratchet

By now, I'm sure many of you are familiar with the term sophisti-ratchet. For those of you who are not, here is the definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary.

So-phis-ti-rat-chet [so-fis-ti RAT chit]
1. A woman of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially, and otherwise) and worldly breeding; fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest strip club songs, updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs and conversant in the tongue of ratchetness.

GUILTY! I love trap music just as much as the next person. I often throw my hands in the air and shake my imaginary dreads in an attempt at channeling my inner Wocka Flocka. However, I’m quite capable at bottling up my French Montana ad-libs and having a well versed conversation about world affairs or the stock market. It’s all about balance.

Anyway, what was I saying? Ah yes, music. I recently visited Atlanta, which I’ve dubbed ratchet music capital of the Party & Bullshit world. After 5 days of non-stop-speaker-blowing-TURN-UP tunes I’ve compiled a small list of songs that will have you losing all composure and appropriacy as soon as the beat drops.

 NUMBER 5 FRENCH MONTANA, DIDDY, MGK, Los, Red Café - OCHO CINCO

*clears throat* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

 NUMBER 4 LIL WAYNE FEAT. 2 CHAINZ -RICH AS F***

 NUMBER 3 ACE HOOD FEAT. FUTURE & RICK ROSS - BUGATTI

 NUMBER 2 LIL WAYNE, BIRDMAN, FUTURE & NICKI MINAJ - TAP OUT  

AND THE NUMBER ONE SONG IS, 

 DRUM ROLL PLEASE 

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FUTURE, RICK ROSS, A$AP ROCKY, WIZ KHALIFA - U.O.E.N.O.  

I will not be held responsible for any desks that are flipped or neck muscles that are pulled while listing to this ratchet line-up 

PLEASE TURN-UP RESPONSIBLY!

 -Mego